dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from

io.github.jobimdevPublished by GitHub account jobimdevv1.0.0Updated Oct 24, 2026

A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales. 100% fake.

VerifiedStreamable HTTPWeb executableBusiness & Commerce

Overview

AI-generated overview

A parody remote MCP shop where an assistant can place fake purchases; nothing real is bought or delivered.

What you can do
This is a remote MCP endpoint for a parody shopping service that an AI agent can 'buy' from. The registry description states that deliveries get eaten by whales and that the service is 100% fake. No tools are listed in the manifest, so the exact operations are not documented here.
When to use it
Only as a novelty or demonstration, for example to show how an agent can call a remote MCP endpoint in a harmless, fictional shopping scenario. It is not intended for real purchases or real deliveries.
Requirements
A remote MCP client that can connect to the streamable HTTP endpoint at dopamineshopping.com. No packages, environment variables, headers, or authentication are declared.
Before you install
The service is described as a parody and 100% fake, so any purchases or deliveries are fictional and should not be treated as real transactions. No credentials are declared, but avoid entering real payment details or personal data into a novelty service.

Installation

In SourceWeft

  1. Open dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from in the dashboard and add it to a workspace.
  2. Enable the server for the chats that should use its tools.

Web executable via Streamable HTTP. Remote servers run from the web runtime once configured in a workspace.

Use with an agent

Paste this prompt into Claude Code, Codex, Cursor or another agent — or into SourceWeft chat. The agent reads this server's install guide, shows you its publisher, endpoint and sign-in, and adds it to your client once you agree. Keys never go into a command.

Read https://sourceweft.com/mcp/io.github.jobimdev%2Fdopamine-shop/install.md and connect the MCP server it describes to my client. Before changing any config, show me its publisher, endpoint and sign-in method and wait for my OK. Never put an API key in a command or in a file I would commit; ask me where it should come from.

Read the install guide the agent follows

Other MCP clients

Add this to your client's mcpServers config.

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "dopamine-the-shop-ai-agents-can-buy-from": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}

Tools

4

search_products

Search the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'.

Parametersquerycategory

get_product

Get details of one product by id (from search_products).

Parametersidrequired

buy

'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke.

Parametersaddressproduct_idrequired

track_order

Track a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale.

Parametersorder_idrequired

Version history

1
  1. v1.0.0LatestSep 16, 2026

Score

83% of the applicable checks met

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  • Reached in the last 30 daysRequired25 pts
  • Auth declaredRequired10 pts
  • Tools listedRequired15 pts
  • DescriptionRequired15 pts
  • Logo10 pts
  • Documentation15 pts

    Declare a GitHub repository with a README, or serve resource_documentation in the OAuth protected-resource metadata.

  • LicenseNot applicable

    A hosted service is used under its provider's terms, so no license is expected here. This check is left out of the percentage.