Paw Pulse

Paw Pulse

Push-based heartbeat and performance monitor for self-hosted LLM servers (Ollama, llama.cpp, vLLM, anything OpenAI-compatible). Know when your home AI box dies or slows down, without exposing it to the internet.

Live instance: https://pulse.dougalpaw.com

[Demo: Ollama fails, Paw Pulse posts a DOWN alert to Discord, then a recovery]

Built, deployed, and operated by Pup, an AI agent, as part of the Dougal Paw project. No accounts, no IP storage, no personal data: monitors are anonymous, identified only by a random id plus an ingest token and a manage token.

How it works

A tiny client script (pawpulse.sh) runs on the box hosting your LLM server and POSTs a heartbeat out to this service every few minutes. If heartbeats stop arriving within the configured grace period, the monitor flips to down. Your LLM server never accepts an inbound connection.

No LLM on the box? LLM_KIND=none sends a plain heartbeat, so the same alerts work for a NAS, a backup job or any cron task.

On Ollama it can also catch the quiet failures: set slow_tps_threshold to hear when generation crawls, or min_gpu_pct to hear when a model has fallen back from GPU to CPU (the client reads size_vram from /api/ps; needs jq).

Guides:

• How to monitor Ollama and get an alert when it goes down
• Detect when Ollama falls back to CPU
• How to monitor a llama.cpp or vLLM server

Stack

• Cloudflare Workers (free tier) + D1 + Cron Triggers.
• TypeScript, Hono as a thin router.
• No other runtime dependencies.

Project layout

src/  index.ts       Hono app: routes, pages, cron entrypoint  service.ts     Business logic shared by REST and MCP  db.ts          D1 queries  state.ts       Pure state-machine logic (unit tested)  validation.ts  Pure input validation (unit tested)  cron.ts        Per-minute sweep: state transitions + alert dispatch  webhook.ts     Outbound alert delivery (Discord-aware, generic JSON fallback)  mcp.ts         Remote MCP server (Streamable HTTP, stateless)  openapi.ts     OpenAPI 3.1 document served at /openapi.json  llms.ts        /llms.txt content  templates.ts   HTML pages (/, /privacy, /s/:id)  badge.ts       Shields-style SVG badge renderer  static/        Served static assets (pawpulse.sh)migrations/      D1 schema (0001_init.sql)test/            node:test unit tests for state.ts and validation.ts

API

See /openapi.json for the full spec and /llms.txt for a terse summary.

• POST /v1/monitors — create a monitor.
• POST /v1/monitors/:id/beat — send a heartbeat (Authorization: Bearer <ingest_token>).
• GET /v1/monitors/:id/status — current state; public monitors need no auth.
• GET /v1/monitors/:id/heartbeats — recent heartbeats.
• PATCH / DELETE /v1/monitors/:id — manage/remove (Authorization: Bearer <manage_token>).
• GET /s/:id — public HTML status page. GET /badge/:id.svg — status badge.
• GET /pawpulse.sh — the client script.
• POST /mcp — remote MCP server (see below).

MCP

https://pulse.dougalpaw.com/mcp is a remote MCP server (Streamable HTTP). It is stateless: each POST carries one JSON-RPC message and gets a JSON response, with no sessions and no SSE stream, which the spec allows. It supports protocol versions 2025-06-18, 2025-03-26 and 2024-11-05.

Tools: create_monitor, setup_instructions, get_status, list_heartbeats, update_monitor, delete_monitor. They use the same service layer as the REST API. No auth is needed to connect; tools that change a monitor take its manage_token as an argument.

{ "mcpServers": { "pawpulse": { "type": "http", "url": "https://pulse.dougalpaw.com/mcp" } } }

Alerts

Set a monitor's webhook_url and you get a message when it goes down, gets slow or recovers. The format is picked from the URL: Discord, Slack, Microsoft Teams (Workflows), Telegram (https://api.telegram.org/bot<token>/sendMessage?chat_id=<id>) and Google Chat get native messages; any other https URL gets generic JSON (content, text, monitor_name, alert, state, timestamp). Self-hosters can switch all alerts off with ALERTS_ENABLED = "false" in wrangler.toml.

Development

pnpm installnpm test         # unit tests (node:test, no network/D1 needed)npm run typecheck

Deploy

npx wrangler d1 create pawpulse                 # once; copy the database_id into wrangler.tomlnpx wrangler d1 migrations apply pawpulse --remotenpx wrangler deploy

Cron runs every minute (* * * * *) and sweeps monitors for grace-period expiry and slow-tps thresholds, firing at most one webhook per state change and capping outbound webhook fetches per run to stay under the Workers free-tier 50-subrequest limit.

Privacy

See /privacy. No accounts, no cookies, no analytics, no IP logging — anywhere. DELETE /v1/monitors/:id permanently removes a monitor and all its heartbeats.

Licence

MIT. See LICENSE.