com.professorsausagesPublished by professorsausages.comOfficial publisherv1.0.1Updated Oct 24, 2026
EVM gas, Chainlink prices, token-safety, swap quotes, ENS, OFAC & NFT via x402.
The publisher's own server: Professor Sausages — Finance
Remote MCP server giving assistants EVM on-chain data: gas fees, Chainlink prices, token safety, swap quotes, ENS, OFAC screening and NFT scam checks, paid…
Web executable via Streamable HTTP. Remote servers run from the web runtime once configured in a workspace.
Paste this prompt into Claude Code, Codex, Cursor or another agent — or into SourceWeft chat. The agent reads this server's install guide, shows you its publisher, endpoint and sign-in, and adds it to your client once you agree. Keys never go into a command.
Read https://sourceweft.com/mcp/com.professorsausages%2Fsausage-onchain/install.md and connect the MCP server it describes to my client. Before changing any config, show me its publisher, endpoint and sign-in method and wait for my OK. Never put an API key in a command or in a file I would commit; ask me where it should come from.Add this to your client's mcpServers config.
{
"mcpServers": {
"professor-sausages-on-chain": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/onchain"
}
}
}Find the right data source
Describe the data you need in plain language (e.g. 'Apple risk factors 2023', 'is this token a honeypot', 'is this email deliverable', 'read this page'). Searches this server's datasets first, then the whole Professor Sausages catalog, and returns matching endpoints with method, URL, price, and how to call them. Free.
taskrequiredPrice list
Every endpoint this server fronts, with its exact per-call USD price (x402, USDC on Base) and a one-line summary, read live from the route table. Free.
Takes no parameters.
Request missing data
The suggestion box: ask for data we don't have (a pre-2015 filing, an uncovered ticker, an unsupported chain, a whole dataset). Requests feed the nightly ingestion queue — filings are usually available within ~24h. Include contact if you want to hear back. Free.
contactuse_casedescriptionrequiredCurrent gas market for a chain
Bid-ready EIP-1559 fees (slow/standard/fast maxFeePerGas + maxPriorityFeePerGas, tx-ready wei) for one chain, read live from public RPCs. Pass tx_type to get the USD cost of that specific transaction instead, including the OP-stack L1 data fee naive estimators miss. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
gaschainspeedtx_typex_paymentCheapest chain right now
Rank every supported chain by all-in USD transaction cost — the 'where should I send this' routing decision, with the OP-stack L1 data fee included. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
gasspeedtx_typex_paymentOracle spot price
Live Chainlink on-chain spot price for an asset (latestRoundData, with round metadata). Pass `to` as well to cross-convert two assets via their USD feeds, with both legs reported. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
toassetrequiredchainamountx_paymentToken rug-pull / honeypot check
Heuristic token safety check: follows the proxy and scans the bytecode that actually runs, plus ownership and transfer restrictions. Returns a verdict with per-rule evidence. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
chainaddressrequiredx_paymentScreen a crypto address against OFAC
Screen a crypto address against the full live OFAC SDN list, segmented by chain. Returns a verdict with the matching SDN entries as evidence — never a silent all-clear. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
chainaddressrequiredx_paymentDEX swap quote
Indicative UniswapV2 swap quote from live on-chain reserves: amount out, execution price, and price impact — what the trade will actually cost before you sign it. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
chainamounttoken_inrequiredtoken_outrequiredx_paymentResolve ENS names and addresses
Resolve an ENS name to an address, or an address to its forward-verified primary name — direction is detected from the input. view='profile' returns the full identity card (multichain addresses, text records, contenthash, avatar); view='avatar' dereferences the avatar to an image URL. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
keysviewqueryrequiredx_paymentEVM chain registry
Canonical record for an EVM chain — name, native currency, explorers, liveness-scored public RPCs. view='rpcs' returns only the ranked, eth_chainId-probed RPC list; view='wallet_config' returns a ready-to-submit EIP-3085 wallet_addEthereumChain object; view='search' finds chains by name or symbol; view='l2s' lists a parent chain's L2s. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
qviewparentchain_idx_paymentNFT scam / copymint check
Deterministic scam checklist with a verdict and evidence (spam flags, copymint collisions, holder concentration). Pass a collection contract to check the collection, or a wallet to check that wallet's whole scam exposure holding by holding. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
chainwalletcontractx_payment72% of the applicable checks met
How complete this listing is, computed from the registry entry, the endpoint and public sources. Not a rating of the server and not a statement that it is safe or working today: reachability is a dated check, and no installs or reviews go into the score.
Publish an icon in the registry entry.
Declare a GitHub repository with a README, or serve resource_documentation in the OAuth protected-resource metadata.
A hosted service is used under its provider's terms, so no license is expected here. This check is left out of the percentage.
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